When ever you read a fortune cookie you need to add the words "in bed" to any fortune.
That works for scriptures, too!
...pay "more than the usual attention"... in bed
this is crazy..... .
questions from readers.
how should christians view fortune cookies?.
When ever you read a fortune cookie you need to add the words "in bed" to any fortune.
That works for scriptures, too!
...pay "more than the usual attention"... in bed
i just wanna know why...after a thousand dang years, jehovah would even want to think about lettin go of the dude who started it all....satan.
why?..
like a thousand years is a long time, and people are supposed to be gettin perfect n stuff during this time, and the earth is supposed to be gettin all perfectionized.... so satan can f- - - it all up again?.
this is what obama recently had to say about religion and how it is causing problems in the world... the prophecy is coming true!!!
we apostates are doomed!!!.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=afndil42e20.
anyone else ever wonder about the claim that the world governments would turn on all religions except the wts?
until later when they are singled out?
what would be the separator?
Since the new KHs are designed to look more like banks, coffeeshops, or retail stores, the government won't realize that a religious cult is lurking inside.
And if they keep up with the silent cart thing and stop knocking on doors, nobody will have any idea what JWs are.
ok more about the jw wedding i attended.
there were these two couples at our dinner table that were having an all out pissing competition as to who was the most spiritual.
they were comparing who was in "the truth" the longest, who pioneered where and for how long.
i found this.
http://jwvictims.org/2014/02/05/seriously-why-cant-jehovahs-witness-women-wear-pants/.
seriously, why cant jehovahs witness women wear pants?.
More importantly, why are JW men allowed to wear pants?
Jesus NEVER wore pants!
Pants are pagan! Christian men didn't start wearing pants until well into the apostasy of the Catholic church. Even the pope realizes this truth and wears a modest christian skirt today rather than pagan pants and pagan neckties!
ToMo3 has said how tight pants are designed by gays, but don't ALL pants worn by men make a "showy display" of the man's package?
been away from the site for a few days...because i have been busy getting these!!!!!!
(pixel, thank you!
) they did not make it easy, plus technical difficulties.. for the main attraction:.
... And I think they may be doing some smoke and mirrors with the statistics since they say things like, "4 to 6 congregations meeting in one hall," when it's a double auditorium KH.
I've attended a hall where there were 4 congregations meeting in 1 KH. It was a single auditorium which could hold something like 125 easily. There were 2 English congregations, each about 70 publishers (with attendance in the 60s), a Spanish of about 30 (attendance in the 60s), and a Korean of about 20 (attendance about 20). Only parking was much of an issue.
Just an observation, I think that the more the KH issues are moved away from the local level up to higher levels of the organization, maintenance will be neglected and become run-down.
been away from the site for a few days...because i have been busy getting these!!!!!!
(pixel, thank you!
) they did not make it easy, plus technical difficulties.. for the main attraction:.
some of us ride, some of us roll.. .
family reunion of jw carts gathering together for missionary work, some people waste their time in liberia trying to help ebola victims, jehovah's organization spends all their time focused on meaningful endeavors by bringing them salvation.
pusher said "why bother helping when people are going to die anyway, focus on the big picture (joining jehovah's organization is the only way to eliminate homelessness, hunger and global issues", doctors waste their time in west africa when they could be pushing carts with literature and books, that's real healing", i still don't understand why we can't help the poor and sick but than again, i am just a jw cart!.
Does your pusher check you out from the Kingdom Hall , or does she get to keep you at home?
That's a very personal question to ask a JW cart! But I'm pretty sure that since the incident when JWCart was left unattended and got covered with 'apostate' stickers, sister Pusher has been taking the cart into the bathroom stall with her.
So please understand that some of these personal questions may be rather traumatic for JWCart to discuss with us.
as many of you know, i've been out of the organization for about a month now.
the elders haven't shown an interest in my absence until now.
today, i have received phone calls from two elders as well as a friend.
I think this is a good indication of what JW "friends" are like. They're just more WT "tools" to pressure conformity and sticking with the cult.
Something to remember is that they only have power over you that YOU give them. You're upset now because you still allow them to upset you. And I think we all have been there. WT has a mastery over fear, obligation, and guilt that keeps people enslaved to their craziness.
You really don't have to tell them anything if you don't want to.